@SarcasticAlly12: Find someone who shares your values & dreams- but likes a different kind of dipping sauce for chicken strips so you don't have to share that
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@omgthatspunny: My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
@Ghetto_Trophy: When I'm feeling inadequate, I remember that there are women who marry their prison pen pals, and then my own decisions don't seem so bad.
@TheIronSherk: Working front desk at Motel 6 wasn't paying the bills so I started dealing meth to the housekeepers. It was an Inn side job.
@BuckyIsotope: *visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* "Make yourself at home" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*