@FinallyHeSleeps: Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
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@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?
@mauleePillar: Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them.
@lawblob: [the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com