@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?

@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.

@MichaelAlliman: Cat 1: Are the humans asleep? Cat 2: It appears so. Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.

@holly_hjk: If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)

@GrabTheWEness: When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?