@platinum2000: How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@MichaelAlliman: Cat 1: Are the humans asleep?
Cat 2: It appears so.
Cat 1: I shall now sing the anthem of my people.
@holly_hjk: If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)
@GrabTheWEness: When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700.
Did I spell something wrong?
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