@ChaseMit: "Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying." - my rap battle opponent
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@RappaRick: Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule
@LurkAtHomeMom: Me: *grabs a donut from conference room* Incredible powerpoint, Greg "Excuse me ma'am, do you work here?" Me: *grabs another donut & runs*
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
@R_A_Dadass: My wife has been binge watching episodes of snapped, so I cancelled my life insurance policy, and haven't slept or eaten in days.