@ChaseMit: "Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying." - my rap battle opponent
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@TheBoydP: I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently
@ayyyyloser: Interviewer: Give me an example of something you took with you from your last job Me: Toilet paper
@jackiecarbajal: Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... "CLIMAX IN IMAX"