@ChaseMit: "Fine, I'm sorry, you win, just, please stop crying." - my rap battle opponent
@Georg_Grey: If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@david8hughes: If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one.
@KCCOTyler: Condoms prevent minivans.
@shwebby3: She said she wanted to see other people
So I bought a disguise
@ThingsIGrewUpOn: But that's none of my business