@BareChesty: Fingerprints are proof that God doesn't trust us
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@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything
@NYC_Blonde: Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend.
@PaulSchissler: People are lot less judgey when you say you ate an 'avocado salad' instead of a bowl of guacamole