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@stenokel: "Fiona, You up?"
@thatdutchperson: [finds sock with hole in it]
[puts sock back in same drawer]
@GingerGander: There is a vast difference between an underdog and a loser, the first one has a real chance to win.
@DavidKlein5: Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools.
@SequelsWeWant: Ocean's 45:
The group gets bigger each heist
It's too hard to keep secrets
Someone posts the next plan on Facebook
Everyone goes to jail
@Jandalize: I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21.