@stenokel: "Fiona, You up?"
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@handokotjung: How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy.
@DaddyJew: Me: stop playing with your food Son: if you didnt want me to play with my food then why did you get me dinosaur chicken nuggets? M: touchė
@hardlyrelevant: [I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs
@jdforshort: 6 made coffee for me this morning, I'm now thinking that she can never move out of the house