@oxnuxo: Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
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@darrinfb: To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status "it's complicated" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?
@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
@PastorBate: [Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome "Can you use it in a sentence?" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.