@oxnuxo: Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
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@AddledPixie: I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod.
@SveldtSmelt: Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming.
@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement won't be able to sleep for a very long time.