@oxnuxo: Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed
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@carlyken: "I'm a social activist. No seriously. I just changed my profile picture to a rainbow." -everyone on Facebook
@longwall26: Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.
@Stabby_smurf: Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field.