@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
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@AnniemuMary: Brought twins to a corn maze & put them at 2 different points so people thought they kept passing the same row. The tricycles really sold it
@jazmasta: if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say "it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"
@TheAlexNevil: Him: What's that, Girl? Timmy fell down the well? Lassie (sigh): Let's go over it again: 1 bark means I'm hungry; 2 means let me outside; 3
@Book_Krazy: The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. "Ahhhhh!" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all