@zoebread: firemen keep harvesting my cat tree
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@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
@ImaFlyontheWall: Judge: Did you deal him a death blow with this custom crafted sword? Me: Yes, your honor, I smelt it and dealt it.. Jury: *giggles*