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@Mr_Kapowski: [firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn]

[goose in the distance hears it] "Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"

[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn]

[goose in the distance hears it] “Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly”

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