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@UnFitz: [firing squad]
Captain: Any last words?
Prisoner: Why, yes. I'd like to speak with you for a moment about gun control.

[firing squad]
Captain: Any last words?
Prisoner: Why, yes. I’d like to speak with you for a moment about gun control.

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