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@Thynebear: [first date at a chinese restaurant]
"So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"
*reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you

[first date at a chinese restaurant]
“So are you more of a dog or a cat person?”
*reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you

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