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@Love_bug1016: [first date]

Him: I love Asian girls

Me: [trying to act all Asian]
*smiles
*starts sweating
*attempts to pick up chopsticks
*fumbles
*chopstick goes flying
*stabs him in the eye

Him: No, not like that

[first date] 

Him: I love Asian girls   

Me: [trying to act all Asian]  
*smiles 
*starts sweating 
*attempts to pick up chopsticks 
*fumbles 
*chopstick goes flying 
*stabs him in the eye 

Him: No, not like that

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