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@Love_bug1016: [first date]

Him: I want to marry someone who knows what commitment is.

Me: (trying to impress) I haven't put my phone down in 5 years.

[first date] 

Him: I want to marry someone who knows what commitment is. 

Me: (trying to impress) I haven’t put my phone down in 5 years.

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