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@envydatropic: First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge

Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?

First date – I’ll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge

Tenth date – I’ll have a large pizza, extra cheese.  What do you want, honey?

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