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@evildadatron: [first date questions]

You like meat? I make killer beef jerky with leftover hobo carcasses...and she's gone

Whatever she's probably vegan

[first date questions]

You like meat? I make killer beef jerky with leftover hobo carcasses…and she’s gone

Whatever she’s probably vegan

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