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@LegoGodzilla: [first date]

GIRL: When you said "fitness freak" in your profile, this isn't what I expected

HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo

[first date]

GIRL: When you said “fitness freak” in your profile, this isn’t what I expected

HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo

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