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@QwertyJones3: [first date]

HER: Do you have any hobbies?

ME: Yes! Wait, did you say "hobbits"?

HER: No, hobbies

ME: Oh, then no

[first date]

HER: Do you have any hobbies?

ME: Yes! Wait, did you say “hobbits”?

HER: No, hobbies

ME: Oh, then no

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