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@ComedicBust: *First Date*

Her: Hobbies?

*thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I'm building*

Me: Architecture and Astronomy.

Her: Impressive.

*First Date*

Her: Hobbies?

*thinks about the 50,000 piece Lego Death Star I’m building*

Me: Architecture and Astronomy.

Her: Impressive.

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