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@Ygrene: [First date]
Her: i'm a criminal lawyer, what do you do?
Me: really, well it just so happens that I… (trying to impress her) …am a criminal

[First date]
Her: i’m a criminal lawyer, what do you do?
Me: really, well it just so happens that I… (trying to impress her) …am a criminal

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