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@thatdutchperson: [first date]

Her: know what you're getting yet?

Me: a burger and one of those coloring menus.

Her: oh, you have a kid at home?

Me: no.

[first date]

Her: know what you’re getting yet?

Me: a burger and one of those coloring menus. 

Her: oh, you have a kid at home?

Me: no.

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