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@DiscoFruit: [first date]
her: so are you a dog or cat person?
me: *long dramatic pause* well... i'm almost positive that i'm just a normal person..?

[first date]
her: so are you a dog or cat person?
me: *long dramatic pause* well… i’m almost positive that i’m just a normal person..?

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