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@dubstep4dads: [first date]
her: so, tell me about yourself!
me: well, im not good with dates
her: but you're doing fine!
me: christmas is on september 3rd

[first date]
her: so, tell me about yourself!
me: well, im not good with dates
her: but you’re doing fine!
me: christmas is on september 3rd

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