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@ShutUpThatsWho: [first date]

HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware?

ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when

[first date]

HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware?

ME: [filling container] The sign says ‘All You Can Eat’, it doesn’t specify when

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