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@ItsAndyRyan: First date
Her: Wow this place is posh
Me: *clicks fingers* Garçon, we'd like to order food
Waiter: Entrées?
Me: No, on plates, you fool

First date
Her: Wow this place is posh
Me: *clicks fingers* Garçon, we’d like to order food
Waiter: Entrées?
Me: No, on plates, you fool

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