@WheelTod: [First Date]
Her: Your Tinder profile says you're a great listener
Me: Really. Ugh. That's a typo. It should say I'm a "great listener."
![[First Date]
Her: Your Tinder profile says you’re a great listener
Me: Really. Ugh. That’s a typo. It should say I’m a “great listener.”](/cache/117230.jpg)
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