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@ericsshadow: [first date]

HIM: Can I call you sometime?

HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone

[first date]

HIM: Can I call you sometime?

HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can’t… I lost my phone

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