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@KimmyMonte: {first date}

Him: I'm 100% Italian.

*trying to impress him*

Me: Wow that's so crazy my dad happens to be a calzone

{first date}

Him: I’m 100% Italian.

*trying to impress him*

Me: Wow that’s so crazy my dad happens to be a calzone

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