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@BCMontgo: [first date]
Him: See? Juggling on a unicycle is easy.

Her: You've lost a lot of blood.

Him: I'm fine. Throw in another chainsaw.

Her: While you're just laying there?

[first date]
Him: See? Juggling on a unicycle is easy.

Her: You’ve lost a lot of blood.

Him: I’m fine. Throw in another chainsaw.

Her: While you’re just laying there?

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