Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@joci2203: [first date]

Him: Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?

[first date]

Him: Why are you being so distant? 

Me: Why didn’t you order a side of guacamole?

COMMENTS