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@Spaziotwat: [First date]
Him:"Waiter!"
Waiter:"Sir?"
Him:"Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours. Also, her coat has been stolen"

[First date]
Him:”Waiter!”
Waiter:”Sir?”
Him:”Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours. Also, her coat has been stolen”

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