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@internetluke: [first date]
Me: don't let her know you're a lizard
Her: why did you just say that?
Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)

[first date]
Me: don’t let her know you’re a lizard
Her: why did you just say that?
Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)

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