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@dyldonot: [first date]
me: [don't let her know you're a microwave]
her: my food is a bit cold
me: [my head starts slowly rotating]

[first date]
me: [don’t let her know you’re a microwave]
her: my food is a bit cold
me: [my head starts slowly rotating]

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