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@Reverend_Scott: [first date]

ME: Don't let her know you're a potato

HER: It's really hot in here

ME: [starts baking] oh no

[first date]

ME: Don’t let her know you’re a potato

HER: It’s really hot in here

ME: [starts baking] oh no

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