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@SatansTongue: (First date)

Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist

Her: So what do you do for fun?

Me: WHATEVER THE
DARK LORD COMMANDS

(First date)

Me: Don’t let her know you’re a satanist

Her: So what do you do for fun?

Me: WHATEVER THE 
DARK LORD COMMANDS

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