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@xLiserx: *First Date*
Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me.
Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet.

*First Date*
Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me.
Him: There’s cheese in your hair. And we haven’t eaten yet.

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