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@sixfootcandy: (first date)
Me: *hyperventilating*
Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath.
Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx.

(first date)
Me: *hyperventilating*
Him: Don’t be nervous. Take a deep breath.
Me: Can’t. I’m wearing three pairs of Spanx.

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