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@Book_Krazy: [First Date]

Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it?

Him: No. He's very handsome too

Me: CHECK PLEASE

[First Date]

Me: I can’t believe we’re on a date! It’s not cause my fathers rich is it?

Him: No. He’s very handsome too

Me: CHECK PLEASE

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