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@AmericanGent69: {First Date}

Me: I once saved a dog from a fire.

Shania Twain: That don’t impress me much.

Me: Oh well one time I successfully inserted the straw into a Capri Sun without spilling.

Shania Twain: ok that’s actually really good.

{First Date}

Me: I once saved a dog from a fire. 

Shania Twain: That don’t impress me much. 

Me: Oh well one time I successfully inserted the straw into a Capri Sun without spilling. 

Shania Twain: ok that’s actually really good.

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