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@SondraDeeMe: [first date]
ME: I'm from a broken home.
HIM: When did your parents divorce?
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

[first date]
ME: I’m from a broken home.
HIM: When did your parents divorce? 
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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