Funny Tweeter

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@dafloydsta: [first date]
ME: I'm having a great time
HER: I'm not
ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet

[first date]
ME: I’m having a great time
HER: I’m not
ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don’t even let my dog in here, Janet

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