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@WheelTod: [First Date]

Me: "I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."

*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor

[First Date]

Me: “I’m sorry. It’s just that I’ve been burned before.”

*Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit
*Closes visor

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