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@AnkCoupleTO: *first date*

Me: Tell me more about you
Her: *crazy eyes* WELL I HAVEN'T STABBED ANYONE LATELY
Me: *deletes Tinder* Let's get married!

*first date*

Me: Tell me more about you
Her: *crazy eyes* WELL I HAVEN’T STABBED ANYONE LATELY
Me: *deletes Tinder* Let’s get married!

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