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@DanMentos: [first date]
me: they know me here
date: *reading sign on wall* "No Puppetry"?
me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that

[first date]
me: they know me here
date: *reading sign on wall* “No Puppetry”?
me (proudly): I’m the reason they have that

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