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@MartaEffing: [first date]
Me:
*sees he owns a cat*
Him: Are you a cat or a dog person?
Me:
*maintains eye contact*
*pushes cat off the table*
*leaves*

[first date]
Me:
*sees he owns a cat*
Him: Are you a cat or a dog person?
Me:
*maintains eye contact*
*pushes cat off the table*
*leaves*

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