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@SteveSuckington: First date:
[ok, don't let her know you're a cop]

Her: do you come here often?

Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*

First date:
[ok, don’t let her know you’re a cop]

Her: do you come here often? 

Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*

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