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@QwertyJones3: [First date]
Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist

Her: Can you pass the salt?
"Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."

[First date]
Ok, don’t let her know you’re a pharmacist 

Her: Can you pass the salt?
“Sure, it’ll be ready in two hours.”

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