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@ShutUpThatsWho: [first date]

OK don't let her know you're a snail

Waiter: Would you like some salt?

[flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]

[first date]

OK don’t let her know you’re a snail

Waiter: Would you like some salt?

[flips table over] OH HELL NO [bolts out real slowly]

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