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@LaziestCanine: First date:
[ok, don't let her know you're a t-rex]

Her: I absolutely love it when guys open the car door for me

Me: Shit.

First date:
[ok, don’t let her know you’re a t-rex]

Her: I absolutely love it when guys open the car door for me

Me: Shit.

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