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@MarlonBrandNO: [First Date]
"Okay don't let her know you're a tool shed"
Waiter: Anything to drink?
Date: a screwdriver please
*My head slowly opens*

[First Date]
“Okay don’t let her know you’re a tool shed”
Waiter: Anything to drink?
Date: a screwdriver please
*My head slowly opens*

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